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Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML


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On 08/19/2010 at 2:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Move the TV back out of your room :).

#4 - On 08/19/2010 at 10:06am by BlueTwist89

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Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life.

You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions.

I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

#15 - On 08/19/2010 at 10:29am by perdix

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