Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39477) - you deserved it (4373)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Top comments

I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that

#13 - On 08/17/2010 at 6:21am by mrbattleman

See in context

As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.

#4 - On 08/17/2010 at 6:06am by Timmo

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: