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hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life o

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Gee, wow, you guessed your post number. Would you like a cookie to celebrate your significant achievement?

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#44: They should have aborted you. Learn to spell. Learn correct grammar. Stop making the world a dumber place. Also, you can't just be like, "Whoops, a child. Lets get an abortion." Maybe they wanted to have a kid.

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I was actually going to comment just one word..."So?", but that's already been taken, so now, I still only have one word..."Ditto!"

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hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life o

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thank you pwnrzero. I did look it up, and the definition only says "having to do with marriage," in which case i should think the op rather lucky.

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"Chromium Revolution." That term sounds like an epic series of battles. I might use a variation of it in a novel I'm writing. Thanks.

Haha. How is this supposed to be an FML? It's not like you were a rape victim conception or something. Give me a break...

If I'm not mistaken, it's when an inmate is allowed to get nookie with a visitor (presumably girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband).

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You are correct. It is not a fun conversation. I was conceive in celebration of my father winning $200 at a wrestling match. The first nad only time he ever cared to see wrestling. I once even knew the exact date, but I have blocked that out.

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My parents didn't have sex to have me... the stork dropped me of...I cant imagine my parents having sex...thats just wrong& nasty in so many levels......

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#12 Wait how were you conceived in a Gay Bar? That does not make any sense. Is that even possible?

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Straight people do go to gay bars. I have been many times, ways for a girls night out at bar without getting hit on by drunks.

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i was in the back of a pickup truck my mother was supposed to pick up her brother at the arcade lol

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