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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39436) - you deserved it (10327)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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#1 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:51pm by jleon

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why is this an FML? you were getting a hand job and your girlfriend is funny as hell and your complaining?

#17 - On 05/21/2010 at 1:03pm by Dopeyrox

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