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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49790) - you deserved it (14448)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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#1 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:51pm by jleon

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r u serious? that's Hella funny! u should b happy u have a sense of humor girl :)

#4 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:53pm by Alexitis1

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