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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46842) - you deserved it (13784)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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hahahhhshahHahahahahaha

#1 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:51pm by jleon

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r u serious? that's Hella funny! u should b happy u have a sense of humor girl :)

#4 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:53pm by Alexitis1

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