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Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML

By fineididntwantkidsanyway - / Sunday 2 December 2012 23:39 / Australia - Adelaide
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  Eelam_star  |  2

44, how does Pleonasm's ass taste? I admit he is good at puns but that does not mean others cant try it. Plus, how could some one get good if they don't practise?

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  tsent8  |  15

Last Christmas you wrecked my balls the very next day they bruised away so this year to Save me from tears il just jerk off by myself.

By  mimi_animee  |  18

Jingle balls

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  aw3som3sauc3  |  10

I feel as though you were in QUITE the hurry to get first comment, hell, the comment before you at least added punctuation!

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  free2speak  |  14

3-- never and I repeat, never, think it is "okay" to skip out on punctuation. And in future, don't excuse your blunder by saying you didn't think it was necessary, you're just going to get downvoted into oblivion. Brace yourself, the negatives are about to hit you with full force!

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  kotana191  |  8

Did u just read the comment above you, think it was clever and decide to copy it? Or were you just too stupid to check before hand to see if anyone posted the same thing before you?

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  mimi_animee  |  18

Dear god this is why I don't comment often. Sorry I didn't put any punctuation. Also there were no comments when I went to say that so no I didn't copy the person above.

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  cristy91  |  33

It's okay, 37. I've been on this site since 2009 and usually don't comment for that reason. Just dont let the attackers bum you out, they don't matter. It's not like future employers are going to look at your commenting history here and say "Hmm. On Dec. 2nd they forgot to use punctuation. Clearly they do not understand anything in the English language. To the employee grammar dungeon!"

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  free2speak  |  14

Why the fuck are people down voting a reasonable comment? This is why this website sucks. I've had comments that were voted into 100 and into negatives. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now (sarcasm for the dumb wits who need clarification).

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  BlueFlatts  |  20

Clearly you bashers know what your talking about cause you haven't been "down-voted to oblivion" and she's not at zero at the time of my posting. Some people are just clueless.

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Jesus people she commented like not even half a minute after the person before her relax! And what punctuation did she have to use? Who pissed in (some of) your Cheerios today?! (To the people who were actually kind, well done) And maybe people down voted you because you sound like a brat

By  Hannahbanana95  |  8

Atleast she was having fun(: lol

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I didn't mean it in a mean way I mean atleast she wasn't some boring girl..

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Came out wrong:(

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Ur supposed to agree with me Christian! :(

By  aw3som3sauc3  |  10

God DAMMIT! It's not even Christmas season yet! But, hey, at least you're getting some action! On the other hand, you probably wish you weren't...

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  BlueFlatts  |  20

Never go by the retailers, because yeah, it started after Halloween seeing as how Thanksgiving doesn't bring in that much profit. Can you say Kaching! I agree with Dec. 1 although Christmas music does start to get annoying when every radio station I listen to plays it or is on commercial. But you got to look on the bright side to what Christmas is all about.

By  Boston_4_Life  |  3

You should of grapped her nipples and twisted them. Only true way of revenge.

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