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Heifer is a female bovine that has not given birth. Cow is a female bovine that has given birth. Only cows produce milk.

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I once had a girlfriend ask me to try talking dirty to her. I'd recently seen Way of the Gun so the first thing that came to mind was me blurting out 'Open your facecunt, Imma fuck start your head.' Needless to say that didn't go over well.

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44- People who aren't into it aren't likely to talk dirty to begin with. And while the "additional motivation" may not be necessary, there's nothing wrong with making a good thing even better. You guys don't have to understand why some people like to talk dirty, you just have to understand that it IS enjoyed by many people. Everyone has different preferences, and if it's not yours then that's something that should be communicated with your partner. It's not awkward for everybody :)

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I know what you mean. I've just heard way too many stories of people who's said the wrong thing and ruined the mood. I think if I was asked to talk dirty, my mental state would go from, "yay! sex!" to "uh oh. What do I say? (insert random dirty thing to say) No! That's not right. That sounds really stupid. (other random dirty thing to say) No. That sounds really stupid, too. What do I do? Help!"

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My husband wants me talk dirty, but every time I try it sounds like this... Not attractive. I'll just keep with the mmm, yeah, and oh baby's! Lmao

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What you called "name calling" is dirty talk. The other thing is not, those are just directions. In other words, you don't like dirty talk. Which is fine. Some people like it softer, some people like it harder. As long as both are enjoying it everything's on the table.

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Have none of you ever heard the expression "you fat cow" ? That's why it was necessary to point out that she was fat, it makes the metaphor complete.

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I've heard the expression: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". She just wanted the OP to know she was giving away that milk.

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I've always thought natural breasts looked like utters when bent over. At least small ones. Like mine :/ I really hope other girls have this problem and I'm not just a freak.

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@183: Small breasts are great. My wife doesn't have the biggest ones (not the smallest either), and I just love them - actually far more than the much bigger ones from my ex girlfriends. Guys have different tastes, surely you'll find somebody who likes yours. And just so you know: Breasts are pretty much always great for most guys, no matter how they look, so don't feel bad about yourself. Btw, if comparing then with a cow, I think the "bigger lady" analogy certainly fits better than t

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This FML posting was probably the best one ever, and this answer was probably the best, although it ruined the bacon for me for at least a few days :D - still, couldn't stop laughing

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