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By chumman - / Tuesday 6 May 2014 13:55 / United States - New York
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You're right. What a heffer she was.

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Not unless you're a chubby chaser ;D *wink* *wink* 'nudge' 'nudge'.

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  Apache117  |  3

Yes! Someone who actually does the wink wink nudge nudge thing

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Meh. If you have to talk dirty to have sex, you're not really into it. There should be no need for additional motivation

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  Ryanc621  |  9

I read a story about a guy who tried to talk dirty and asked his girlfriend " do you like that you fucking retard?"

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  Zebediabolical  |  36

I once had a girlfriend ask me to try talking dirty to her. I'd recently seen Way of the Gun so the first thing that came to mind was me blurting out 'Open your facecunt, Imma fuck start your head.' Needless to say that didn't go over well.

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  Dillyduzit  |  23

44- People who aren't into it aren't likely to talk dirty to begin with. And while the "additional motivation" may not be necessary, there's nothing wrong with making a good thing even better. You guys don't have to understand why some people like to talk dirty, you just have to understand that it IS enjoyed by many people. Everyone has different preferences, and if it's not yours then that's something that should be communicated with your partner. It's not awkward for everybody :)

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I know what you mean. I've just heard way too many stories of people who's said the wrong thing and ruined the mood. I think if I was asked to talk dirty, my mental state would go from, "yay! sex!" to "uh oh. What do I say? (insert random dirty thing to say) No! That's not right. That sounds really stupid. (other random dirty thing to say) No. That sounds really stupid, too. What do I do? Help!"

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  Enslaved  |  36

I enjoy a little dirty pillow talk from time to time. Just as long as it doesn't get too raunchy. Name calling like "bitch" is a no-no but a few encouraging words such as "You like that?!" "That's it, babe right there...Don't stop!" Can get you motivated. And why not? I do have a voice to help express those feelings.

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  whys0serious  |  12

What you called "name calling" is dirty talk. The other thing is not, those are just directions. In other words, you don't like dirty talk. Which is fine. Some people like it softer, some people like it harder. As long as both are enjoying it everything's on the table.

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  leary96  |  15

She was over weight and working with what she had.

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  JennaNGood  |  21

Clearly you don't have any experience with tits if you think only overweight people could be applicable to this situation.

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  brand125  |  17

#15- but having big tits doesnt cut it, she has to be fat because cows are quite large too, which is what makes the comparrison better

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  SmittyJA24  |  26

#15, Jenna, has a valid point.

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  SunTzu2  |  9

Agreed

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  nyctophobia  |  5

down vote this comment because a winer dog explained it.

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  mageepaigeee44  |  15

I've always thought natural breasts looked like utters when bent over. At least small ones. Like mine :/ I really hope other girls have this problem and I'm not just a freak.

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  whys0serious  |  12

@183: Small breasts are great. My wife doesn't have the biggest ones (not the smallest either), and I just love them - actually far more than the much bigger ones from my ex girlfriends. Guys have different tastes, surely you'll find somebody who likes yours. And just so you know: Breasts are pretty much always great for most guys, no matter how they look, so don't feel bad about yourself. Btw, if comparing then with a cow, I think the "bigger lady" analogy certainly fits better than the idea of a small breasted woman.

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  whys0serious  |  12

This FML posting was probably the best one ever, and this answer was probably the best, although it ruined the bacon for me for at least a few days :D - still, couldn't stop laughing

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  rjt93  |  18

Come in cow Come In I mean "moo mooo moo mooo"

By  dpl77  |  7

That shit will happen when you go to bangin fat chics

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  junkman6  |  22

Hell yeah! They try harder!

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