By CantPublish - 12/04/2012 17:54 - United States - Modesto

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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.

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BehindU 5

Why did OP even start cleaning the pool? I would've just chilled out thier and not started till she came out

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mancool124 4

girrl not to be rude but ur profile picture is extremely revealing put on a sweater

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TheZee 12

I agree with 43. While she is pretty cleaver to come up with such an idea to get him to clean the pool, it was a role-play. If cleaning the pool was not something he wanted to do, he could have "role-played" cleaning it while waiting for her, rather than actually doing it. She is "smart," but OP is also kind of stupid.

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thelastavailable 13

She's smart because she used the prospect of sex to get a guy to do something for her? How ingenious.

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Heinousness 0

OP is probably the most gullible person I have ever heard of. Just one test to prove it: OP, someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!!

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davidbdb485 0

#63 a girl using sex to get a guy to do something isn't exactly a novel idea...

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sparkrok 8

107 - I think that's what he meant...

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Jorcar 8

That's a funny oxymoron.

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Heinousness 0

Your an oxymoron for saying oxymoron, 112.

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Sparks808 10

Considering they were like 1 second apart, I doubt he did.

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Urbanchiller 0

If she were to give what OP wanted after he cleaned the pool would have been even smarter, she might have won the battle, but lost the war, now I believe OP will double think about getting into a role-play event/s, know that she might be deceiving him. You jelly?

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Sundevil99 10

At first I thought you were biting your dogs ear. xD

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SkoomaKi 27

She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.

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l0v3p4in 7

Learn how to manipulate people into doing things for you. It appears that you'd be learning from the best.

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jerseyboy732 16

just be happy she wasnt sleeping with the actual pool boy

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jerseyboy732 16

and you are a troll

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MagicallyFat 12

You say that like its a bad thing. Ever day I'm trolling

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jerseyboy732 16

bro go the hell away

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deviable 9

Shhh don't struggle. It'll be over soon.

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The_Hitdude 12

20: They see me trolling.... They hatin'.....

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dumboears 8

If they had a pool boy, the pool wouldn't need cleaning. Just your friendly neighborhood captain obvious.

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socoolsophie 4

Hey Blake the key is to not reply....or don't comment in the first place then people will leave you alone

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THExistentialist 13

I believe the troll here is Blake for not using his comment sense before common-ing.

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thelastavailable 13

I say say we all talk to Blake in a foreign language, that'll really piss him off.

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emba_fml 13

i don't think there's any way that Blake isn't a troll...or at least i hope he is

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KDAWGGGG11 0

How can you guys vote this down it's funny

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The_Hitdude 12

24- The stupidity outweighs whatever humor that could've been found in the comment...which wasn't much to begin with.

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ALpein 0

If you think that they're a troll, you better prepare your anus.

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cheer21moose 13

But she does sleep with him

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IronicIrony 8

Were you planning on some sexy, mermaid role play in your pool...? It's alright, everyone does it OP.

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The_Hitdude 12

^^He was cleaning the pool. Who goes into a pool while they're cleaning it?

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lebronesque73091 12

Women are masters of deception!

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maythebeautiful 2

You're just mad cause we're smarter than you ;p

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xxkimmyt 9

Smart. I would do that.

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iheartstewie7 5

She's smart but she still should have rewarded u in the end...that's messed up

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