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By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island
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By  compasseagle89  |  8

I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.

By  IronicIrony  |  8

Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!

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By  compasseagle89  |  8

I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.

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  IronicIrony  |  8

Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!

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  yummayy_  |  11

That's a pretty ghetto nickname :) no? Okay...

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  iloveursister  |  4

ohhhh i see what u did there

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  poocherz97  |  3

HAHA YOU SAID "COMING"!!!

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  BehindU  |  5

Thesejokes are Hitler-ious.

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  mancool124  |  4

me too I hate them Anne Frankly I do nazi them funny people should make better jokes.

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  mancool124  |  4

so far I've seen nein jokes I camp believe people cannot concentrate on the issue these jokes r not hitlerious

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  MrBrightside21  |  20

Guys, allow me to be Frank. The jokes really need to stop.

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The jokes were pretty funny right up until 84. Sigh

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Dear Kitty, Oh wow, this thread is Long! I bet it'll last 1000 years, riech? But honestly, I'm sure that the op, with the right amount of concentration, camp fix things if they really want to. However I'm naht entirely sure why they would, it really hit ler nail on the head, wouldn't you agree? Yours, Anne

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Oh 84, you Dummkopf >.< why would you make a joke like that? It's absolutely naziating

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Well we can tell hitler all our cool jokes when we do! Besides, hell has better company anyway (most of the time)

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

203 - if you're referring to my comment: the third riech was supposed to last 1000 years

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  xd3box  |  4

This guy is good.

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  IntoTheClouds  |  40

How long did it take you to come up with that ridiculously overused "joke?"

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  lizzzzzx3m  |  17

EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

208 - did I ever express the assumption that I would? My name should give some indication I don't expect to, however I am proud of the number of references I managed to stuff in to one small comment, and therefore I will defend it to the death! (or until something more interesting to do comes along)

By  Redoxx_fml  |  22

But Anne Frank I caught

By  HotelGuy  |  10

Ann frank is funny

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  mancool124  |  4

she then later dies of typhoid fever. bumm

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  aw3som3sauc3  |  10

Ann Frank isn't funny, the jokes ABOUT her are hitlerious. Am I right, or am I Reich?

By  eileenrj  |  4

Nice that's awesome but I'm sorry you are getting called Ann frank that's kinda messed up

By  jerseyboy732  |  16

ydi for drinking underaged

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  SkoomaKi  |  24

Come on! He's young and having fun. As long as he wasn't shit-faced and severely damaging his liver.

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  MagicallyFat  |  12

5- your 19. Your telling me you never went to house parties with friends. Or tailgates or BBQs. Chill your self.

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  jerseyboy732  |  16

u lil Harry potter nerd go away before I have to invoke my 2nd amendment right

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  deviable  |  9

Sure, it's okay to break the law by drinking a toxic substance under the incorrect notion that you need it to have fun. It's not like there are studies that say underage drinkers are more likely to abuse alcohol when they're older. I don't mind if you want to drink underaged, but don't act put down because people tell you you shouldn't do it, and don't get upset when the law comes down on you.

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  SirCharles83  |  13

16- on the weed FML you say "YDI because it's illegal." Now here you are in support of under age drinking. Seems like you're talking out of both sides of your mouth. You're a joke.

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  SkoomaKi  |  24

101 - Interesting. I don't recall ever saying those exact words. Also I have not said I "support" underage drinking. For the weed dilemma, that was a matter of opinion, I don't want to smoke weed, but I wouldn't mind drinking with friends being underage. Ok?

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  McMan  |  23

Well Skooma, I do believe that 101 has a valid point. I believe he was paraphrasing but he should have made that clearer I suppose. "Also I have not said I 'support' underage drinking." "but I wouldn't mind drinking with friends being underage. Ok?" That's a bit hypocritical in a sense, you could spin it and say that you didn't tell them to drink underage but you did not stop them as well. But alas I'd rather not have another flame war start and have the FML enhancer crash due to a large amount of comments.

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hypocrite. your profile says you hate cops and don't like people starting shit. ONE: if you hate cops you must have a reason. like, oh I don't know, illegal activities you'd rather enjoy uninterrupted by them? such as drinking! TWO: you say you don't want to argue and yet you blatantly comment "blah blah shut up harry potter sucks blah blah second amendment blah blab." which is actually starting a pointless argument, which you will lose, because you are... a loser. Sirin, excellent use of constitutional comeback. I was looking forward to his retort. I'm currently arming the bears and sending them to his location to prove irony.

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  XanderJayNix  |  17

Just because OP mentioned being underage and everyone getting breathalyzed doesn't mean they were drinking. They could have just been afraid of getting in trouble for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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  larrythedeer  |  6

38- you are the reason why people want our guns and rights taken away. You obviously don't own a fire arm because a responsible and educated gun owner wouldn't dare say that shit.

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

139- While I see where you are coming from, and agree with you to a certain degree, I have to disagree with you on one point: "Just because OP mentioned being underage....doesn't mean they were drinking." Although I can see your point, I don't think OP would put it in the FML if it wasn't relevant. And why would he hide? Because he'd get arrested? If he wasnt drinking, then they're not going to arrest him for "accessory to the use of alcohol", because it doesn't make any sense. They'd probably let him off the hook. This is what leads me to believe that he was, in fact, drinking.

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

139- While I see where you are coming from, and agree with you to a certain degree, I have to disagree with you on one point: "Just because OP mentioned being underage....doesn't mean they were drinking." Although I can see your point, I don't think OP would put it in the FML if it wasn't relevant. And why would he hide? Because he'd get arrested? If he wasnt drinking, then they're not going to arrest him for "accessory to the use of alcohol", because it doesn't make any sense. They'd probably let him off the hook. This is what leads me to believe that he was, in fact, drinking.

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  courtneyann211  |  10

Actually 159, OP could get in trouble for being at the party underage if there was drinking. The owner of the house could also get into serious trouble. That's even if OP was not drinking.

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Ugh, I fucking knew there was going to be hypocrisy and the weed FML would be brought up. Skooma, what the fuck? After that intensely heated argument, you show support for a far more damaging substance, and in an illegal situation. I don't even..(loud noises) And by the way...isn't Skooma an illegal and addictive substance in the Elder Scrolls universe?

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  hatesfate  |  6

22 - what do going to those things have to do with getting drunk? Sure alcohol is located at them but you don't need to drink it. I agree. I'm sure #5 has had a drink before (many of us have when we were underage) but you need to come up with a more valid argument.

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  marmlr339  |  14

You can get breathylsed? On private property? :-/ just because you drank underage. Overkill!! In Australia you have to be 18 to drink in public, but in a private location, they can't enforce it. And can't breathylse people unless they're driving

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  rocklare18  |  7

Wasnt that Hellen Keller?

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  SpottedZebra42  |  14

Someone beat you to that one. Check the replies to the first comment.

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