By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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chyeahbro 0

tell her that if she wants you to go to tuna town then she better get used to your beef bus

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GeorgeForPm 5

she'd have to be vegan for this to make sense.

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ViQValentine 3

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DenBriZel 31

245- or she's just making excuses so she doesn't have to suck his dick.

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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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amrik 11

no say it's against my religion :)

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JOEYPIZAZ 0

boy that sure does ******* suck. DITCH THAT SHIT. VEGETARIANS ARE GAY.

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broken_heart_fml 0

ummmm wowww imm sloww and a little on the retarteddd side for common sence but i meannn seriousllyy nowww? she cnt be that retared can shee?

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Cormophyte 0

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goodtimesx2 0

and ydi for dating a dumb piece of shit

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lissa922 6

don't judge all vegetarians because of her and maybe she just wasn't ready!

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Whoopdiedoe 0

Amen brother and op fyi be glad she disn't blow you if dhr thinks this onvolves the actual EATING of meat...

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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DaftBrian 0

thats what you get for dating a ******* hippie.

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HebrewHammer 0

She's probably not comfortable with it then and you shouldn't be pressuring her...

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dudeman1212 22

Or she thinks she has to bite off some of his ****... ... And eat it...

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cocainewhore 30

#8 I feel like an asshole, accidentally down voted you. I wholeheartedly agree with what you are saying, if the OPs girlfriend doesn't want to give him a ******* then she doesn't have to do it, the OP sounds like he expects it or thinks he deserved it.

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courtneyissofuck 0

#2 - that wasn't funny. at all. #3 - YOU are gay.

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McLaughlane 0

That's really not such a big deal. lol. Don't pressure her, if she doesn't want to do it then that's her choice, regardless of her reasoning.

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