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I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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Pwnd - Yes Slightly Illogical yet Logical Vegetarian - Also a yes.. It's not like you're actually eating meat.. But I could see why a vegetarian wouldn't want to suck someones dick. Possibly because they're thinking that if they swallow any amount of sperm, it's like they're eating not-so-fully-developed people.. And to a vegetarian, that's probably the worst thing you can do. Eating sperm probably makes you go against your vegetarian ways and turns you into a cannibal. So yeah.. makes sense. Maybe only in my head, but it still makes sense. At least to me..

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I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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#8 I feel like an asshole, accidentally down voted you. I wholeheartedly agree with what you are saying, if the OPs girlfriend doesn't want to give him a blowjob then she doesn't have to do it, the OP sounds like he expects it or thinks he deserved it.

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