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Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54162) - you deserved it (3777)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Wait - blind date at.......Hooters!?

You ALMOST deserve it for that alone.

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:14pm by Chris

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I have speech impediment as well. I sound like maybe a little kid. People have a very hard time understanding and I guess it can hurt your feelings as well. But don't stress it. If you had a great time with your date, then you'll be fine. Just remember the waitresses at hooters are like college girls "paying" for community college so you're going to get a lot of brain deads unable to comprehend common problems.

#14 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:55pm by NofolkDude

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