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Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

I agree, your life sucks (45308) - you deserved it (2794)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

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