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Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54248) - you deserved it (3783)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Wait - blind date at.......Hooters!?

You ALMOST deserve it for that alone.

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:14pm by Chris

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haha. thats horrible i hope that definately effected her tip in the form of none.

#3 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:10pm by holynemesis1208

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