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Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43727) - you deserved it (17602)

On 04/12/2009 at 10:49pm - health - by EpicFailAtItsFinest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML"

Poor woman.

#7 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:06am by Jessick_1

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Maybe you should get a new job.

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:02am by SomeDude148

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