Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

by EpicFailAtItsFinest / 04/12/2009 at 10:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

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  • "Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML"

    Poor woman.

    #7 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:06am by Jessick_1

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  • Maybe you should get a new job.

    #2 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:02am by SomeDude148

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