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Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28691) - you deserved it (2289)

On 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by :( - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

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Well, why not?

#1 - On 03/02/2010 at 3:43am by fuckaduck1

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my 9 yr old lil sis is the same way and oh man her socks could clear out disney world

#6 - On 03/02/2010 at 3:49am by purplecargirl

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