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Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 2:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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maybe you shouldn't play rugby by yourself. lol.

#5 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:12am by Vehicle

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And now you're on here bitching about it? Pfft, and you call yourself a rugby player.

Man up!

#12 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:29am by Ultimate_Cynic

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