Health: Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end...

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Dover

Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

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Masochistic 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:11

It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[

cefarix 5

Monday 1 February 2010 16:15

Playing rugby? In the US?

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nprugby11 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:04

put on some gauze and a scrumcap and get back out there!! It's RUGBY, try playing with a broken nose

chris2213 2

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:11

Scrumcaps are for *******

MadPercussion 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:25

I agree with 94. what the **** is 66's problem. what a racist prick. go die

whiskers946 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:43

aw I wouldve drove you

peacelove1297 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:40

@66 Bitch you don't know his life!!!

soyunpoco 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:59

WOW! humans like you still exist?!?! lmao! and it's "weren't" genius. haha. (•¿•)

soyunpoco 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:07

lol! you're a loser. but you probably already know that and that why you're miserable. I'm sorry. I hope you free your mind before death.

KASHMIR_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:14

rugby rocks football is more fun though

dopedog 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:35

racist much?

futtgoredo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:29

@66 racist asshole

futtgoredo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:33

@66 don't you have better things to do than troll on fml like going to a kkk rally with your redneck friends btw how's the moonshine?

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