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Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22822) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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