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Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22607) - you deserved it (5133)

On 01/23/2010 at 7:15pm - health - by Queasy - Canada (Ontario)

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fyl dude I'm sorry that sucks. but hey now you have battle scars and a cool (made up) story to tell ure friends.

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 3:29am by JoshTheMaggot

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Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.

#18 - On 01/24/2010 at 5:34am by r00b

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