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Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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fyl dude I'm sorry that sucks. but hey now you have battle scars and a cool (made up) story to tell ure friends.

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 3:29am by JoshTheMaggot

See in context

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Which movie?

#3 - On 01/24/2010 at 3:35am by auburnvans

See in context

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