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Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML


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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

#1 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:13pm by lifeinhd

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You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

#2 - On 01/10/2010 at 2:16pm by Mitz

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