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Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7359) - you deserved it (34912)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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