High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 217
You deserved it 59 734

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mitz_fml 4

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Comments

If you KNOW that there is a young child in the house, why would you leave drug ridden food out in a public space. You could have just as easily hid them in your room. Idiot. You're lucky nothing worse happened to her.

Nothing worse? Like what exactly? And it's not like it was heroine.

Heroine? Whatever is a female protagonist doing in a brownie?!

Heroine? Whatever is a female protagonist doing in a brownie?!

@ Maxine17: OMG, that was freakin HILARIOUS!!! You rock! :)

If it was 'heroine' then Wonder Woman would have to jump out of the brownies! It's spelled 'heroin.'

AndOtherDrugs 5

She could've gotten more sick from eating so many brownies than from the weed she consumed.

iTerrorized 4

Exactly. Nothing worse could've happened, but she could've maybe been freightened with her new state of mind. Otherwise it's completely safe.

You are an idiot. when you tell someone not to do something they will. and you deserve it. and you just wasted a lot of pot. douche

cant tell if yur calling him a douche for wasting the pot or getting his sister totally ****** up... lmfao

probably the pot, you know how much you have to use to get a good batch of brownies? hahaha but seriously, why would you leave them out..FOR ANYONE to grab and eat them. also, OP did you make them at your house? because every time ive made them my house would stink [by stink i mean smell like chronic] for a while and its probably pretty ****** cold is illinois so i doubt youre trying to do this on a grill or something. and whatever, the most that couldve happened to your sister is she got a bad headache and passed out.

F your sister's life due to her not respecting people's property. That'll teach her a lesson!

You are an idiot. when you tell someone not to do something they will. and you deserve it. and you just wasted a lot of pot. douche

Oh my. -.-'' Did you read the FML? Have you ever seen someone pass out from regular brownies 'made for someone special'? ._. Special brownies are brownies with pot in them.

You idiot, at the very elast place it where she can not reach or find it.

jollyjam1 2

Yet another example to show how drug users just aren't that smart. Good going Einstein.

mostlyharmles69 0

i bet im going to a better school than you could ever hope to do and i smoke weed all the time... hope you feel good about your loser life

jollyjam1 2

See now if you really were intelligent you would know that there isn't a way to prove your statement here. But alas, you brain is so fried that you think your comment was somehow intelligent. Pity is what I feel for you.

yeah jollyjamm, i agree that was a very stupid argument. but not everyone who smokes is unintelligent. my boyfriend has a medical card for anxiety and insomnia, and he is very very smart. he's smarter than me and i don't smoke. it all depends on the person. if they smoke all the time and never do anything else, that is stupid. i know people like that, but i also know very smart people who smoke. weed, when used the right way, helps people more than it hurts them. anti anxiety pills, antidepressants, sleeping pills, mood stabilizers, and pain killers are all wayyy worse than weed. i've been on mood stabilizers for 3 years because i was misdiagnosed and my memory is shot, and i have some awful side effects. i'm getting off them, but i'm just making a point. all those pills are so much worse, and just cause bad side effects and memory loss. so weed is a great alternative for people. but the op does sound very very stupid, and so does that person above you^ sorry about the long post haha

yeah jollyjamm, i agree that was a very stupid argument. but not everyone who smokes is unintelligent. my boyfriend has a medical card for anxiety and insomnia, and he is very very smart. he's smarter than me and i don't smoke. it all depends on the person. if they smoke all the time and never do anything else, that is stupid. i know people like that, but i also know very smart people who smoke. weed, when used the right way, helps people more than it hurts them. anti anxiety pills, antidepressants, sleeping pills, mood stabilizers, and pain killers are all wayyy worse than weed. i've been on mood stabilizers for 3 years because i was misdiagnosed and my memory is shot, and i have some awful side effects. i'm getting off them, but i'm just making a point. all those pills are so much worse, and just cause bad side effects and memory loss. so weed is a great alternative for people. but the op does sound very very stupid, and so does that person above you^ sorry about the long post haha

evangldbrg 0

And like chicken lover said, I have some "friends" who are the stoners who never want to do anything but just sit around and get high. Those are the people who abuse the drug. Those who do it recreationally, (same as social drinkers), medically, or for any other legitimate reason, don't let it take over our whole lives.

One of if not the smartest person I know smokes weed. And I don't, so don't think it's because my brain is fried.

yuck101 0

Way to generalize. Did you know that George Washington smoked pot? He grew it in his garden actually! And it's heavily suspected that Shakespeare did as well. People who use drugs excessively are stupid. People who experiment safely and have done their research are no worse really than the average person who enjoys a glass of wine or a beer with dinner. Truthfully, you're more likely to ruin your life with alcohol than ecstasy.

yuck101 0

And I know we weren't talking about E, but I thought I would make a point with a drug that's a little worse than marijuana.

 So, to all the little kiddies that think Marijuana is the most immature or stupidest thing to do, it's already proved to cure more than it causes; glaucoma, cateracts, cancer, helps symptoms of aids and herpies, pain relief, I could go on all day. recently I watch a special on BBC titled something like "should I smoke pot" in which a lady took part in all sorts of experiments and myths about pot. one test was a driving test sober, drunk and high, when she was drunk she hit all 3 objects, when she was sober she stopped 10 feet before hitting the objects, when se was high she stopped 35 feet before the objects. and the "objects" were a baby doll and manequins etc. so she got her eyes tested etc, she smoked daily, her eyesight improved 10% in a year. her iq stayed the same.  so to your theories that marijuana is completely horrible. do some research first. please. and to those of you that think acid ad shrooms are bad.. neither are mentally addictive and cause no damage unless excessively used, that's all, thanks.  YDI for leaving it on the counter and FYL for your sistering eating your weed

I live the irony in #65's statement. They are pretty muchclaiming to be more intelligent, but they can't spell, capitalize or use basic punctuation, it seems. The best part is the spelling mistake in the username.

Arg, typo in first sentence of my previous comment. It says "live" where I meant to say "love". My touchscreen typing fails.

Weed messes with your brain... going to a good school doesnt mean crap. It just means your parents can afford to live in the area and they probably never touched weed. I don't "do" weed and I know alot of smart people ho got fked up by weed and are now stupid...

You should have rolled a couple of joints instead

wow that made me so mad you shouldda been like "DO I NEEDA SLAP A BITCH. BITCH DONT TOUCH MA BROWNIESS!!"

They're special 'cause they have rainbows and unicorns in them. Of course. ... Unicorn brownies sound disgusting.