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Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31535) - you deserved it (3131)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Wait, so....F your life because you were born addicted to heroin and havent touched any type of drug since that time?

Obviously, it didn't affect you all that badly. Two of my cousins were born the same way and have had learning disabilities because of it. What did it do to you??

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:38pm by idkweird

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can one of the idiots that pushed the YDI button explain how is this the OP's fault?

#22 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:50pm by ssasjb01

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