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Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

#6811262 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (2060)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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