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Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25212) - you deserved it (2239)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Wait, so....F your life because you were born addicted to heroin and havent touched any type of drug since that time?

Obviously, it didn't affect you all that badly. Two of my cousins were born the same way and have had learning disabilities because of it. What did it do to you??

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:38pm by idkweird

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One can actually never be sure how much of a drug or alcohol can have on a fetus therefor the no amount is a good amount is suggested. babies are often born addicted to drugs and are given morphine as they withdrawl from the drug to control the pain and symptoms. some have copious amounts of damage or die and some have none.

#11 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:51pm by thinmint

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