By 713 - 29/08/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
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ks0300 0

that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day

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hahaiseeyou 0

i say dont tell her and find someone new

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the_flirtt 0

ya that could work 8 but I say u be truthful bro

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McMarlin 4

Play along...or risk unnecessary humiliation. Seems like an easy choice to me.

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hahaiseeyou 0

19- he's not gonna get anything out of it though, she obviously doesn't like him if she thinks that

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the_flirtt 0

wow 25 my comment is down there soo

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samgar 0

Hahaha you must of said some crazy ass shit, FYL

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SinShady 0

Next time she dresses up to look nice, tell her what an amazing King Kong costume she 's wearing. No biggie.

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hahaiseeyou 0

um okay? well she wouldn't be thinking that if she did like him, it's just gonna make the situation more awkward

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the_flirtt 0

ok ok true but you never know ?

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myschyveus 0

wow op that's a perfect setup. send her this: yeah sorry I was pretty tipsy that nite lol. but u were on my mind so I'm thinking next time u can join me. promise I won't get as crazy. or sumthin simple like that. then u wait for her to say yes. easy.

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hahaiseeyou 0

you make it sound like your so sure

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BahahahLOL 0

Write her a song. Chicks always fall for that crap.

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the_flirtt 0

how lol I'm just sayin ?

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snowboarder1417 2

38 - I agree, somehow it always works haha

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AlesanaLTL 0

go chris brown on her ass naooo or just tell her either one

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hahaiseeyou 0

I still think he shouldn't tell her though, I think she would have said something by now if that was the case

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the_flirtt 0

ok 54 you win geez ur impossible :)

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hahaiseeyou 0

haha i was just making my point

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ActionManly 11

Who the hell is disliking everything?! Seriously, get off FML!! On a side note, this will probably be thumbed down too.

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FFML_314 11

I'm giving them thumbs down! For not commenting where they should. Much like I am doing right now. Now I must give myself a thumbs down. :(

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Lame lame lame. WHERE'S THE FML?? This site used to be good.

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snowball20 0

go with "sometimes people r most truthful when drunk" then laugh it off n be like "what did i say?" if she feels strongly against it, be like "wow so should I drink more often lol?"

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mixxanber 0

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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ks0300 0

that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day

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alaskan420 0

3rd comment mutha fucka! op, your an idiot. what did it say?

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green_eyes124 0

don't tell her! what she doesn't know won't hurt her : )

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the_flirtt 0

well she doesn't really know if he was drunk or not soo maybe she might have feelings for him ?

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alaskan420 0

****, more people commented in the time it took my iPhone to post that

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ZleveL 0

Indeed. tragic, which girl is you in the picture? :)

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brennboo 3

hahaha I legitly lol'd at 12 hahahah

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brennboo 3

waait diff comment? idk it ran awayy oh wel haha

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a_girl_i_know 0

just tell her the truth

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Casrein 0

YDI for being messeged on shitbook

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