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Today, I was sitting at lunch and started choking on a chip. I couldn't breathe and nobobody tried to help me. Having to take matters into my own hands, I reached for a juice box that belonged to someone sitting next to me. After I could breathe again, they informed me that they had mono. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22018) - you deserved it (2771)

On 11/18/2009 at 7:19pm - health - by ohmigodimchokin (woman) - United States (Texas)

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