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Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58026) - you deserved it (17069)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:53am - health - by TANT (man) - United States (Florida)

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