Health: Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said... - FML

By TANT - 22/03/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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Chris968 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

That's..... sad.

necromancerlord 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

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mysuckishlife 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 4:06

Here's what ya do... TAKE THE ****** PLASTIC OFF THE LID... moron

danii_s2 0

Monday 21 December 2009 4:40

lolololololololol... LOL. at least your a comedian!

hobsonbrendan 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:38

ouch

xvxblackdahlia 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:08

that's sad bro

trilluno 0

Monday 26 April 2010 18:09

Irony much

Curtis_again 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:51

try the insanity videos. the workouts seem kinda gay, but your so distracted by how idiotic you must look that you're ripped by the time you notice the burn.

birdfreak 24

Monday 23 May 2011 7:43

before during?

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:33

Is your name Steve Irkle?

maddy8991 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:05

awwww...it's ok buddy(:

thegreatkus 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:19

I used to be like you... but I started working out and with the help of protein, nitric oxide, and creatine I weigh 120lbs and can bench press 260!

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