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Today, I took chocolax to help lose some weight before I left for Miami. Turns out it doesn't happen right away like in the movies, it happens six hours later in front of your girlfriends parents, that you've just met for the first time at a very upperclass restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9074) - you deserved it (36806)

On 06/30/2009 at 1:14am - health - by POLYBLOT (man) - United States (Colorado)

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