Today, I took chocolax to help lose some weight before I left for Miami. Turns out it doesn't happen right away like in the movies, it happens six hours later in front of your girlfriends parents, that you've just met for the first time at a very upperclass restaurant. FML

by POLYBLOT / 06/30/2009 at 1:14am / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • Wait, you thought shitting your brains out at any point before the 6 hour mark would help you lose weight? Enough to notice? Wow, FYL indeed, because you're an idiot.

    #2 - On 06/30/2009 at 10:10am by KennyP55

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  • Why the fuck would you do that, its called going to the gym or eating healthy instead.

    #5 - On 06/30/2009 at 10:12am by hotstuff81

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