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Today, I discovered that the hereing in left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it fir 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited fir it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in ear. For 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55064) - you deserved it (10428)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

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How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O

still, gross.

#1 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:42am by drano

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OH SHIT! THAT'S FUCKING NASTY!


THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.

#14 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:56am by IDoNotHaveAIDS

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