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Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while, and my dad said, "honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54268) - you deserved it (16277)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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