Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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Megbo 0
Truth.
kagome_eb 0
hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.
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Comments (139)
Megbo 0
Truth.
SarahBearXoX 0
exactly ^ don't ask a question if you don't want to hear an honest answer
OwN3d3d 0
epic win srry op but thats funny
lexy8 0
the truth hurts doesn't it
MrsDruidess 23
is OP upset that she's fat or that her dad answered her honestly? (sarcasm) sorry OP but YDI for asking. If you don't like being fat do something about it. Start by visiting a DR, make sure your safe to work out and that its not an under lying condition.
zoo_fml 0
aww thats so mean of your dad :( !
v42136 0
no that's so honest of her dad haha
Pat52 0
honesty is best when it comes to that stuff. otherwise ppl u hate embarass you
kagome_eb 0
hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.
justjayit 0
You couldn't look in the mirror and see for yourself?
InsaneOblongata 0
Your dad is awesome.
RHK_fml 0
Zing! Score one for pops.
youknowit919 0
your dad's an ass, in such a great way
ZleveL 0
how is he an ass? he's telling the truth. that way she won't go out thinking she's all hot just to have her hopes turned down. Good man, I like this dad
dantheman_fml 0
yes it was a dick move on his part ... but take it constructively and go work out and eat healthy. i mean shit if ur dad thinks ur fat imagine what other ppl think.
maconmann 0
YOUR DAD IS AWESOME.
yellowwaffles 0
hahaha damn, that sucks.