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Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Truth.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:13pm by Megbo

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hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:13pm by kagome_eb

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