Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

by februarymarchapril / 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • Ask your mother for birth control also please, for the sake of the planet.

    #11 - On 02/04/2015 at 8:53am by wvcheesehead

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  • The times that you wasted ..... Could of went to your garden and grow so much potato and carrots

    #5 - On 02/04/2015 at 8:45am by mmazzaa

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