First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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wvcheesehead 13

Ask your mother for birth control also please, for the sake of the planet.

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mmazzaa 16

The times that you wasted ..... Could of went to your garden and grow so much potato and carrots

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the_bassist__ 15

I did that once too. But I'm 14 and figured it out after about 10 seconds

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briedabro 32

I read it as sheet-hed instead of sheathed and I thought that OP was trying to say shit head but spelled it wrong and I was super confused.

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