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Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35801) - you deserved it (4042)

On 07/02/2014 at 8:59pm - health - by Anonymous -

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I hope for your sake that you aren't a sympathy-spewer, OP.

#2 - On 07/03/2014 at 4:30am by Arthurie

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Sounds like a 'sickening' night.
I should never make jokes.

#3 - On 07/03/2014 at 4:31am by mintyowlgirl

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