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Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

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On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What is it with trashy parents not disciplining their kids?

#7 - On 06/07/2014 at 7:20pm by mccrightp

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What a little asshole. Maybe a stray soccer ball will hit him between the legs...

#9 - On 06/07/2014 at 7:21pm by KittyLahv

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