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Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML


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On 04/25/2014 at 7:45pm - health - by fuck you, Jeff (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Yea...when any sentence begins with that statement it's probably extremely racist. Sorry you got caught up in that.

#1 - On 04/25/2014 at 11:14pm by Chellybelly92

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I would probably refrain from drinking with that colleague again.

#3 - On 04/25/2014 at 11:16pm by ticklewhizzer

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