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Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34044) - you deserved it (3944)

On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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#1 - On 12/19/2013 at 10:25pm by adrianh1090

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Canned food is good for a long time after the expiration date. Just sayin'. Manufactures print the "best by" date, but that doesn't mean it's spoiled even months later.

#2 - On 12/19/2013 at 10:25pm by Welshite

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