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Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35913) - you deserved it (19637)

On 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.

#1 - On 11/08/2013 at 5:47pm by JBrownie123

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Not exactly a false accusation.

#2 - On 11/08/2013 at 5:47pm by CommentModerated

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