Students, Drugs and Health: Don't do drugs, kids

Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By distracted - 13/07/2015 13:56 - Australia - Pymble

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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Intervention

By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 19:32 - United States - College Station

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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JBrownie123 24

Friday 8 November 2013 23:47

Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.

CommentModerated 17

Friday 8 November 2013 23:47

Not exactly a false accusation.

Comments

Pierce1987 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 21:32

You did do drugs....

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 9 November 2013 22:21

"Duuuude my hand is like a less smelly foot brah!"

513cletus 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 3:33

Don't do drugs, give hugs.

Isa_fml 20

Sunday 10 November 2013 8:45

Well, to be fair, you WERE doing drugs. Get some sleep, I know it's sometimes hard to find the time, but school and wedding planning will be lots easier if you're more rested. Good luck.

baref00tmama 15

Sunday 10 November 2013 8:56

Adderall is a drug. This is not even up for debate. That's why it's prescribed and not thrown off of parade floats like candy.

sythe511 28

Sunday 10 November 2013 17:51

******* idiot... Some of us actually need Adderal. I'm sick of ******* who abuse this sort of thing. That's why I have no pity for people who get injured or damaged because they used a medication that they shouldn't be taking.

JCal585 8

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:22

You were doing drugs.

thegreycat_fml 12

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:45

News flash idiot: Adderall is a stimulant drug. You know, like METH? Unless you have ADHD or an ASD disorder with attention issues you should not be taking it.