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Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37101) - you deserved it (2379)

On 10/27/2013 at 10:30am - health - by BadLuck (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Are you sure your windows are locked at night?

#2 - On 10/27/2013 at 2:21pm by sweatypandalove

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Um, I think it's time to check for pervy ghosts.

#3 - On 10/27/2013 at 2:21pm by Blackcatluck

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