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By evomadrid24 / Friday 17 June 2011 00:33 / United States
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By  dudeitsdanny  |  9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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  lulututu  |  4

for reall I'm a crazy girlfriend but that's just insane!!

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  noto_fml  |  0

Those issues will go away once she gets help for her drug problem. and I'm not talking about weed.

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42 go back to playing minecraft. That was such a dumb fucking comment. And OP, I assume you haven't been cheating on your girl but in light of recent events I suggest you begin cheating without the use of a condom. It's better that way regardless. now, enjoy the rest of your short lived relationship. I'm not saying "short lived" because either one of you will be ending it soon, I'm saying it because I have a strong feeling that this crazy bitch is going to poison your lemon-lime Gatorade with antifreeze within the next 60 days. CALLING IT!!!

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Ehhh... I'd give it a 6.5/10 in hilarity. Lost that .5 because it's deaf, not deff, and cringing makes me enjoy jokes a little less. But 76 just looked like an ass who maybe needs to start playing minecraft, since he/she has too much time on his/her hands

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84 what made that comment so humorous? Maybe I'm legitemately misunderstanding it?

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how is that comment not funny? He just stated what must have happened and been very weird. its not HILARIOUS but it is funny. and whats also funny is how his pic matches his name and description!

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  iluvhobos  |  5

"Can I smell yo dick?! Don't play me like a fool, 'cause that ain't cool, so what you need to do is let me smell yo dick!!" No one's heard that song?? Smell Yo Dick by Riskay..

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  TobyFunke  |  3

there is literally nothing funny about it, its not a joke, there's no punchline, its just someone saying let me smell your dick... glad you arent a TV producer so that show will stay off the air

By  Rosser121  |  0

lol I'm sure she loved the smee

By  bigboughner  |  0

ha, why would u smell a penis? just say u were trying to be a magician and blow up a balloon with your penis, if she sniffs it I bet she'll believe that. XD

By  dudeitsdanny  |  9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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  walleneve  |  2

it doesnt work on everyone u noe.

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  Kawboy  |  1

I'm sure after smelling his sweaty balls and he takes off running he's gonna sweat more. In return he will keep smelling worse so he's basically fucked unless he runs to a wishing well and washes off! Really tho, I can't beleive she wanted to smell your shit like that op. fyl

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  imosim  |  0

really 112? it's not like you didn't know what she meant? if you have not noticed the "e" and "w" are right next to each other and she could have just missed the "k". are you that desperate to troll people's spelling?

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  BigOrca  |  2

To each there own. I love seeing a woman get all sweaty and glisten w sweat. I can see her liking the smell, but wrong way to cover up her story.

By  Mirorbo  |  26

I've heard of controlling men sniffing a woman's crotch to make sure she didn't cheat, but NEVER the other way around. Darling, get out of that relationship. NOW!

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Yes because every time a person has a single trust issue you forget about everything else and just up and leave regardless of how much you love them. Solid relationship advice right there. That's one reason why the divorce rate is so high. Come on people.

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

@248: yeah, that would be a pretty damn good reason why the divorce rate is so high. however, in this case, op isn't married, and it would be better if he broke it off now instead of later when they are married. op's girl's actions are a little off the deep end. i must also mention that, while having a single trust issue is fairly normal, when everything becomes a big deal, that's a ticking time bomb. |the kid|

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