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Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (2426)

On 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm - health - by random - United States (Texas)

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What the hell was she thinking when she called you? Can someone be that dumb?

#2 - On 10/24/2013 at 3:19am by jolie21

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I can't wait till I'm old and I can perform hijinks and pass them off as insanity!

#7 - On 10/24/2013 at 3:25am by tehdarkness

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