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Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Who gives a shit about what she thinks?

#1 - On 06/28/2013 at 6:03am by Pwn17

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Well that was rather unprofessional of him. What kind of doctor talks rudely to his patients like that?

*whistles innocently*

#11 - On 06/28/2013 at 6:29am by DocBastard

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