Doctor and Health: Bunged up

Bunged up

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By firegirl - 05/07/2018 15:00

Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Pwn17 25

Friday 28 June 2013 12:03

Who gives a shit about what she thinks?

DocBastard 38

Friday 28 June 2013 12:29

Well that was rather unprofessional of him. What kind of doctor talks rudely to his patients like that? *whistles innocently*

Comments

archnarquibquib 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 6:50

1 OP, 1 toilet.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 29 June 2013 7:48

I had the exact same thing a few years ago. It sucks so bad to have terrible stomach pains only to find out you're literally so full of shit, it hurts. I've always been like that though, but now that I'm older, I notice it more, unlike when I was a kis.

hnsblue 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 8:01

I was constipated and had to get a colonoscopy so don't feel so bad

adam_tajyar 10

Saturday 29 June 2013 9:22

I would just take some stool softener you'll get the same result

kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 11:39

Don't eat so much cheese

Kritikally 1

Saturday 29 June 2013 14:55

Did she think you were full of shit? Either way, the doctor confirmed it!

gatorgirl2669 6

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:04

damn when was the last time you took a pooh? i guess you arent regular? might wanna work on more fiber in the diet...

Boobles89 9

Saturday 29 June 2013 23:09

You couldn't figure that out for yourself? When you shit less than once a day it's pretty safe to say you're constipated and need to eat more fibre and drink more water.

Tici_marie 0

Saturday 29 June 2013 23:40

The doctors at one hospital told me the same thing and after being pumped with laxatives & stool softeners & still no movement, the doctors at another hospital found a 13 cm cyst on my ovary which had to be removed due to being "dead"...