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Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59575) - you deserved it (3384)

On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am - health - by _Tatyana_ - United States (Pennsylvania)

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How can some parents be this stupid? It baffles me.

#1 - On 06/13/2013 at 10:16am by ColdplaySucks

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Let me throw out my computer so I don't become a porn star.

#8 - On 06/13/2013 at 10:23am by MrConcise

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