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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
By sugarysofalof / Thursday 13 June 2013 04:22 / United States - Denver
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By  Fluffydemise  |  18

You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.

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  lp5252  |  4

the intelligence of Americans never fails to amaze me

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  depocadoll  |  15

I've done this. It feels douchey but what are you supposed to do, sit there and let a bug think its cool beans to fly into your ear? Hell no! I hate bugs. I'd rather punch myself in defense than be cool with it crawling in.

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  buddy51  |  23

Or a taser. To your balls. Show that bug the meaning of fear!!!! YDI for poor aim and overreacting.

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  PunsY0  |  5

I'm sure by punching yourself in the face you showed the bug how much of a complete psychopath your really are. And everyone knows how much bugs hate psychopaths.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

I don't know where your eyes are located but mine are on the front of my face.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

Someome explain then. Otherwise I'll be a clueless twit.

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  isallwaysme  |  27

to help #14. There was a bug in the ear of OP. Panicking, they hit themselves in the face. meaning, there was something on the side of the head of OP, and he hit the front. completely missing the fly. so when when the joke was made about hitting himself in the ear if there's something in his eye, he turned the FML around. not sure if it cleared it up or not.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

Ahh. Thank you. Early mornings are a bitch for me. I thought he punched himself in the ear. /Fail reading. Also, #23 maybe you want to either look at someone's profile or use their number before assigning someone the wrong gender.

By  Fluffydemise  |  18

You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.

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  andrekrivo  |  20

boy, that escalated quickly

By  zandalee  |  19

This bug is the incarnation of that other bug you stood on last week. It has come back stronger, faster and far more powerful than before. Beware of Mind-control Bug.

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  Enslaved  |  36

I was first going to say Daft Punk but didn't want to get into the details of song sampling since they are unfortunately less known. But of course gotta give credit that's due.(: And come on, we're talking pest here. :P

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