Intervention

By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

How can some parents be this stupid? It baffles me.

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MrConcise 34

Let me throw out my computer so I don't become a **** star.

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noelasis94 18

Well there's a perfect example of wisdom with age.

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ramey_aka_stud 6

Smack her in the mouth and see how she feels! Taking someone's meds away....GEEZ!

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minnymouse20 13

Hey I just got mine pulled too; sucks, doesn't it?

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Pordexel 5

Looks like someone ELSE got their wisdom teeth pulled.

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SuzeDee 9

Pain sucks but actually your mom did you a favour. You can handle it- and not poison your body.

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Sputnikspak 13

Acute post-operative pain is more stress on your body than a short course of narcotics would be. There is no reason to be in pain if you don't have to be, and post-op narcs rarely lead to abuse or addiction.

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doLLe 21

You are a moron for thinking that.

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Ameel_fml 19

Wow, I'm truly boggled that someone would think that's an acceptable comment to make. That is such irresponsible advice.

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baref00tmama 15

It's actually dangerous to stress the body with extreme pain especially after a surgery.

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Sputnikspak 13

Narcotics used for post-operative pain RARELY lead to an addiction, unless you really have a history of addiction/an addictive personality. When I had my wisdom teeth removed I got codeine for the first two days, then Tylenol with codeine. You can buy Tylenol with codeine OTC. Maybe send a friend to get you some of those, they might take the edge off.

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TheDrifter 23

If they're not working well enough, add a shot of whiskey. It has a numbing sopophoric effect when mixed with codeine.

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DocBastard 38

Sopophoric? You mean soporific? That said, taking a narcotic with alcohol is NOT the smartest idea.

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clemsi 20

it is if you don't enjoy breathing lol

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coolboy675 16

Imagine if you wanted to pursue a career being a pharmacist. This would be an awkward moment when you look back.

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Nolimit2217 32

Sorry you have a crazy mother.

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aldwin_fml 7

replace pills with viagra

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

How about I throw out my cell phone so I won't prank call random strangers?

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