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Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

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Surprise kick him in the balls back

#1 - On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am by Hamlin

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He is an idiot. The fact that he thinks it's the penis that is the sensitive part backs that up. It's the testicles that are sensitive, and apparently the vagina is fairly similar.

#2 - On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am by lachy15

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