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Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (3096)

On 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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That's the universe telling you to sit your ass back down..

#1 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:40pm by lilhellian

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I always suspected that exercise was a cruel scam.

#5 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:47pm by SWC_Penguin

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