Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm / United States (California) / Health
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That's the universe telling you to sit your ass back down..
#1 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:40pm by lilhellian
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I always suspected that exercise was a cruel scam.
#5 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:47pm by SWC_Penguin
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