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Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 1:46am - health - by pipefitter28 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

#1 - On 12/27/2012 at 6:19am by krizay

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Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

#4 - On 12/27/2012 at 6:21am by Arthurie

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