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Today, before leaving my house, I OCD-checked all of my doors 16 times to make sure that they were locked. When I got home, my house had been broken into. Turns out I accidentally unlocked my front door when trying to lock it for the last time. This is why I have OCD. FML


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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Doesn't hurt to check a 17th time.

#1 - On 10/31/2012 at 3:59am by CBlaze93

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FYL, OP. I wish robbers I've experienced tried getting through the door. I've been robbed twice, and both times they broke a window to get in.

I have OCD, but for me when it comes to locking doors, I literally have to say out loud "The door is locked." Not sure why. If I lock a door and don't say it and try to leave the house or go to bed, I can't. I'll get terrible anxiety.

#3 - On 10/31/2012 at 4:02am by VonGore

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