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Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML


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On 09/29/2012 at 12:08am - health - by cedechan (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness.

Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

#7 - On 09/29/2012 at 6:33am by DocBastard

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Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

#3 - On 09/29/2012 at 6:05am by nanpooo

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