By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 711
You deserved it 2 472

Same thing different taste

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That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

perdix 29

They probably sent her on retroactive vacation. In this tough economy, ...

Well, the toilet water probably tasted better than vomit. However that is seriously nasty.

What the ****? OP's incident was just plain disgusting, no one wants toilet bowl water mixed with vomit on their face.

I can only imagine what it might have sounded like to other people in the same toilet...

I'm thinking that OP got a swirly. Damn, never thought someone would be so masochistic.

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

rayahbug 3

My god. That was by far, the grossest thing I've ever read.

8- You obviously didn't read the Fml where the girl went to bite her boyfriends neck and had a zit pop in her mouth.

The mold in the fat rolls is fairly gross as well.

Don't forget the one where the dentist had a booger drop in the OP's mouth.

24- That made me gag and almost puke in my mouth.

KiddNYC1O 20

8- You must be new to the Internet...

God, give the guy a break, will ya? He's just stating his opinion, no need to go ballistic on him or that...

That is DISGUSTING, poor you OP, poor you ...

perdix 29

That's Management's way of saying, "Get sick on your own time."