By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DocBastard 38

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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nanpooo 6

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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yareens80 3

Why do people stick there head where people shit?? That's gross and at work even more. It's called a sink

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StaceyMichelle 5

...Really? I don't know about you, but I would rather stick my head in a toilet to throw up than try to clean up chunks of vomit out of the sink.

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ozone9914 2

omg i moderated this story

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Arcangel196 0

Gotta suck to be you right now lol.

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koooonal 3

Why was your face that close to the toilet..

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Metallica36176 16

Third times a charm? Hopefully when it separates from your face/body this time, it stays off.

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jvmb 0

Hopefully you didn't get splashed with stuff from the other end too!

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HunterAlpha1 8

some things are nice to have automated, toilets not one of them.

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mookiemookie01 24

Oh yuck, almost wants to make you throw up again, making it worse.

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LaPush_ 7

Some things are just not meant to share with other people, euuw.

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kkrivicky 6

I hate when you stand up and it flushes prematurely.. scares the S**T outta me! haha

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