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Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11496) - you deserved it (7436)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:19pm - health - by greeple - Singapore

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Popping pimples can cause the infected fluids to spread to other areas of the face and make you break out even more.. Also, squeezing on them causes more skin damage than the pimples themselves. Try a benzoyl peroxide cream, the old toothpaste trick, salicylic acid treatments, or anything other than popping them. Trust me, I speak from personal experience when I say popping them is not worth it.

#11 - On 09/10/2012 at 8:17pm by AlexaWuzHere

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Picking leaves to scarring!

#4 - On 09/10/2012 at 8:11pm by Lauren324

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